Here’s a picture of Nick approximately five minutes after he woke up on his 16th birthday. I would like to point out a couple of things.
1. Notice his ear. He has been awake for five minutes, and his ear is plastered to the phone. On the other end? His girlfriend. His. Girlfriend.
2. Look closer. The kid has a little mustache going on.
3. With those wires coming out of the back of his head, he looks like he’s been electrocuted.
Happy birthday, baby.